It’s the second night she’s staying late in Meli’s room. I think the bitch is cheating on me This is ridiculous!

Iceberg lettuce salad – o salată mare cu gheaţă şi lăptucă *asa ceva sa mananci tu!* Driving by the seat of the pants – să conduci din turul pantalonilor *hai, lasa-ma! Si cam cum vine asta, ha?!* Denny and I [...]

Deci, tanti, nu zice nimeni ca nu traduci bine, dar de ce naiba trebuie sa stau sa iti corectez greselile de litera din aproape fiecare rand?! Ha?!

After much thought and consideration, I’ve reached the conclusion that actually I’m not a masochist. I’m quite the opposite: I’m a sadist, all right. Inflicting pain on others – that’s my life goal. Me needs help. Mental help.

Has anyone died of black tea overdose? No? Well, I think I might be the first one, then.