Rainbow Child

I have an iPod with 20something GB of music on it.

I have computer speakers.

I can connect the speakers to my iPod.

I can listen to decent music!!!!!

Why the hell didn’t I think of this before?!

ORANGE!

These days I’ve been asked the same old question over and over again: “So, do you have a boyfriend?” No, my dear aunts and uncles, I don’t have one, but for your sake I’ll invent one: my very own imaginary boyfriend. I’m going to give you this speech every time you ask me that bloody question, m’kay?

Fill in the gaps with one or more words:

‘ Of course I have a boyfriend! His name’s (1)…, he’s (2)… years old and he’s working as a/an (3)… for (4)… . No, you can’t have heard of that company, it’s rather small.

Well, it’s kind of funny how we met. You see, I was (5)… and he was there, so when I (6)… he (7)… and then we (8)…, and in the end he invited me for a cup of tea, I said yes and here we are.

Yeah, he’s just my type: (9)… eyes, (10)… hair, tall, a bit fluffy, doesn’t wear white shoes and doesn’t dress as a bloody corporate dude.

And oh, he’s absolutely amazing! He’s (11)…, and (12)…, and (13)… . We get along fabulously! And I’m really sorry that I couldn’t come here with me, but he had to (14)… . But next time I’ll do my best to drag him here so you can meet him. You’re going to love him, I’m sure!’

Daca mai aud multe dulcegarii, de la persoane cu care nu prea interactionez, de genul “Ah, te-ai tuns? Vaaaai, ce bine iti sta!”, o sa dau in diabet.

I can’t believe Mum didn’t buy chocolate eggs and chocolate bunnies this Easter I wanna eat a bunnie! I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!

…you probably know about me The tag comes from Laura.

1. When I was 14-15 I used to love going to the disco.
2. I am slightly afraid of the dark.
3. I can hold a grudge for years and years.
4. I don’t really like babies and little kids. *there are exceptions, of course*
5. I’m too selfish and egotistic to be a real friend.
6. I’m scared shitless during horror movies.
7. My math teacher made me cry in front of all my colleagues. Twice.
8. I’m afraid of random common words.