Morning, sunshine! Te uiti la ceas: 9:03. Mai dorm putin, doar un pic, macar 5 minute… Cand te uiti a doua oara la ceas e deja 10 si ceva. Pisica se intinde si ea, somnoroasa si lenesa. E bine ca [...]

I was reading, minding my own business. She was sleeping on the bed. I get up to go to the kitchen, I come back and what do I find? uRMa blissfully sleeping on my book. Cats – who can understand [...]

Uite ca exista oameni mai visatori decat mine!

A colleague of Alexandra visits her. She sees uRMa: “Oh, a cat!!!! Since when do you have a cat?” – it’s MY cat, stupid bitch! “Oh, she’s sooo small!!! What do you feed this cat with? No, really, she is [...]

Garfield, you fat bastard!!!!